If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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