plz talk dirty to me
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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do herpes really smell.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I will be naked everywhere
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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