I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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