I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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