Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long