Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?

(216): View more from Ohio

... about that ...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen

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(404): View more from Georgia

he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.

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(443): View more from Maryland

My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate

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(425): View more from Washington

I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms

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(425): View more from Washington

Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"

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