Your dad touched me again.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.