never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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