I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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