Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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