You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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