Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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