ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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