We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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