you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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