Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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