how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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