Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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