Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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