I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
He felt like a one man threesome
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
These tits shall not be calmed
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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