I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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