i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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