I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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