I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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