i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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