Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.