i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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