Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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