I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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