Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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