Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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