so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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