you guys were way drunker than both of me
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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