found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.