Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?