I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm always down for nudity.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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