"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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