are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
True strength comes from lack of pants
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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