just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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