Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.