I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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