i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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