I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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