guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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