Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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