I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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