Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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