i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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