420 ftw
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
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On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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