these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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