you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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