i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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