You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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